Ecology

Green, green, green. It seems that's all I hear these days. Hey, I'm as much in favor of the planet, grass and fresh air as the next guy, but I'm fed up to the gills with all this green nonsense. Enough is enough. It's getting out of control, really it is. I mean, I'm turning on the radio and I hear commercials that mention green, editorials that mention it ad nauseam, and when I read a magazine all I get is green this and green that. Let's face it, it's snowballing out of control. I think it's blown out of proportion. And I'm thinking maybe I'm going to change my favorite color. It used to be green. But now I don't know.